Rachel, sixteen british-american, avid reader and average writer.
*also a fish

(Tap on pond, feed my fish.)

passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”




canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*












zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

(Source: vhsdreamz)


willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy






I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad.

There’s no one I’d rather be than me.

(Source: godofmischixf)


hotclog:

when ur friend makes u look dumb in front of your crushimage









spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers




(Source: surfsandsunsea)


jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!




trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid






shyowl:

hippie vibes


i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed)



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