i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
when ur friend makes u look dumb in front of your crush
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry